Did you know Benadryl can cause restless leg syndrome? Guess how I found out? In the continuing chronicle of Why God Hates Me, I will explore….

myellenficent:

We are like the dreamer who dreams and then lives inside the dream.

But who is the dreamer?

(via twinpeaksdaily)

luchadoreofliberty:
“ sheepdippedmax:
“ izzetseer:
“ angelbabyspice:
“…what???
”
this is a universal experience because education is chronically underfunded across the world
”
Education is not underfunded
”
Poorly managed abuse and obedience...

luchadoreofliberty:

sheepdippedmax:

izzetseer:

angelbabyspice:

…what???

this is a universal experience because education is chronically underfunded across the world

Education is not underfunded

Poorly managed abuse and obedience centers

maptitude1:
“Which states do you consider part of the South?
”

maptitude1:

Which states do you consider part of the South?

(Source: reddit.com)

unionshiporville:

It’s gotta be all stabby, and…

(via carwoodbury)

"Go explore that interesting world, you fucks! It’s a giant fucking galaxy of discovery and opportunity! Your show is called Discovery! Stop blowing things up!"

— Rich Evans being smart,  Short Treks - re:View

(Source: daolunofshiji)

worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

this is literally what it’s like interacting with some people on this site

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this response hurled me into the air so hard and fast i broke orbit and immediately charred to a crisp upon re-entry

(via triss19)

johnmaher:

no offence but i truly hate graphic sex scenes in tv shows / movies like what’s the point it’s just awkward to watch let’s move on w the plot instead of having to listen to breathing, wet lip sounds, and fake moans for what seems like forever

(via rtrixie)

oklahomieeee:

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invasionofcoffeemonster:
“ Japanese poster for Planet of the Apes.
”

invasionofcoffeemonster:

Japanese poster for Planet of the Apes.

(via gameraboy1)